I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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