So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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