At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Randomize
