I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
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I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
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Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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