I cockslap morals
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
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Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
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Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
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