He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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