Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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