Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
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Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
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He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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