So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
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