There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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