Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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