About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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