that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
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im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
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I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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