Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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