He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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