Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
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he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
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Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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