dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
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Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
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her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
So much rum. So many feels.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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