we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
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i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
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I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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