i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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