do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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