im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
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