im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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