operation have a gay friend backfired
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
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Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
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8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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