he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
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He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
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I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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