My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
