Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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