You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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