it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Randomize
