The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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