I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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