Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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