it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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