I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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