windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
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The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
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We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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