you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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