so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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