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  Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  sometimes you have to go after what you want

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  true. and i really want to cum

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• (516): View more from New York

  the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster

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• (850): View more from Florida

  My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.

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• (949): View more from California

  One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.

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• (925): View more from California

  I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...

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• (207): View more from Maine

  But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love

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