I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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