Duck Duck Cougar?
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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