You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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