love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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