Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
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did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
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And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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