I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
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I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
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On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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