so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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