summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
is it fun? or sober?
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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