I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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