i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
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I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
You made out with two different species that night
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
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I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
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