My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
She's 40ish and I couldn't wake her up with a stick of dynamite. My sheets are going to be covered in glitter lotion and smell like grape vodka and shattered dreams tomorrow.
Aren't divorce parties fun?
You and I have very different definitions of fun.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
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