Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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