we should wear snuggies to the strip club
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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