Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
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I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
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You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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