Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Randomize
