How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
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I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
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I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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