U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
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Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
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I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
These tits shall not be calmed
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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