That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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