Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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