ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
